Thursday, March 25, 2010

supercalifragilisticexpialiBROADWAY...




Hello all!

i haven't posted a blog in...a couple days!!!!! *Gasp* I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!?! i must be slacking.

Today's blog isn't inspired by anything, i just wanted to update everyone because doing 8 shows a week can LITTERALLY take over one's social life. tragic, i know. I have been chilaxing and enjoying a lot of free time with my crew, and i will be honest, it is making me super sad.

This year is practically over. The closing notice is posted on the stagedoor of the theater. I am freaking out. OF COURSE i will be excited to go home and see my kitty friend lauryn, and my mom, but ccpa belterz are going to be HELLA MISSED. for real.

It is weird because first semester things were so strange. Everybody was still figuring their shit out. Who are my friends? Do i like college? Am i soprano 2, or alto 1? ALOT OF CONFUSION. And then shit went down. AND THINGS CHANGED.

I started hanging out with people that i NEVER thought i would be friends with (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and life started making sense. I finally felt at home with my group, and we all seem to have this chemistry that is soooo overwhelmingly broadway. The memories so far from second semester are memories that i will NEVER forget, and it is sad that after this year, things will never be the same.

I don't like that.

anyway, i am not going to be all sentimental on a thursday. TACKY.

change of sybject...I AM WRITING A BOOK! i know, it sounds ridiculous, but honestly i think i could write a good motherfucking book. A fierce guide to broadway. I NEED YOUR HELP. what should i write about? what do you guys want in it? TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE LIKE DOES HE HAVE A CAR?

i am very excited about it, as should you. lol.

love you fierce bitchez.

BROADWAY OUT

Monday, March 22, 2010

It's her party and she'll cry if she wants to....



GREETINGS. So today is my friend Katie's broadway birthday...SHE IS 19....sooooo....
this is a shout out to you girl!!!!!! i loveee youuuuuuu!!!!! get it

so i started thinking about birthdays.
They are obvi fierce. DOOIIIII!!!! I love the day of my birth because, well, i was born on that day :) However, when we celebrate our birthdays, we are celebrating becoming a year older. Here is my problem with that...Getting old is NOT broadway. I want to stay young forever like in "Tuck Everlasting!" Cause dying is scary, and i shouldn't have to go through it. I REFUSE! SO THERE! i just won't die. Maybe someone will invent a magical pill that makes you live FOREVVEERRR!!!! mwahahahahah...i mean apparently we can talk to our computers nowadays... wah wah waahhh

so in honor of katie...i decided to look up which famous broadway hollywood belter people shared her birthday:



REESE WITHERSPOON IS SUUUPPEERRR BROADWAY. Amazing in legally blonde, and walk the line. And. is. STUNNING. get it Reese.



Stephanie Mills is a gramy award winning artist, who was ALSO the original Dorothy in "The Wiz" on Broadway......BROADWAY YES BELT. Have you people heard her sing home???? fierce you guys....



come on people...ITS SONDHEIM...work!



This man has wrote the music and lyrics to some of the fiercest and cheesetastic broadway show in history. good for you broadway :)

so in conclusion kitties,

it is katie's birthday. Therefore, it's broadway's birthday.

LOVE YOU GIRL

BROADWAY OUT

Sunday, March 21, 2010

okay, I messed up BIG TIME...




First of all, i need to clear up an issue that has arisen from my second blog post. Obviously there is always drama in broadway, but THIS kind of drama, is not fierce. not at all...

In my second blog post, i mentioned a couple people that are extremley important and have recently made a major impact in my life.

I unfortunatley, left out A LOT of people, including people that are super important

First of all, THERE IS A BOY NAMED GAVIN, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I LEFT HIM OFF THAT LIST BECAUSE HE IS SUPER FIERCE, SUPER SEXY, AND JUST THE SWEETEST DARN BROADWAY BELTER I HAVE EVER MET. I LOVE HIM TO DEATH AND HE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. He makes me laugh and i appreciate the shit out of him. GAVIN: i am sorry i left you out. please forgive me.

SECOND, i left out a lot of my classmates from CCPA. Let me make something very clear: i LOVE each and everyone of my classmates. Even if they get on my nerves, i still think there is somthing fierce about everyone of them. BROADWAY STARS THEY ALL ARE. FOR SURE. CCPA MT '13 FIERCE BELT WORK GET SOME GET IT SELL IT BOOK IT YES BROADWAY!!!!!!!!

Ryan B
Mary
Mario
Aja
Haley
Haylee
Tucker
James
Brie
Janie
Nora
Kyle
Amanda
Zach
Rachel
Lindsey
Gaby
Justin W
Hillary
Grace
Clare
Danielle
Patrick R
Josh
Eric
Ronnie
Caitlyn
Becca
Stephen
Will
Tiffany
Timmary
Savion
Tomas
Niki
Emily



YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST <3

TOGETHER WE'RE UNLIMITED :)

i never intended to hurt anyones feelings. I know the power of my super fierce high belter blog has brainwashed people into thinking it is the equivilant of judy garland...BUT it isn't.

that is all

BROADWAY OUT!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

So there was a BELTER named Caissie Levy....


Okay i know i just started my fierce broadway blog yesterday, and i have already posted 2 posts, but honestly, i don't really care. I WILL POST AS MANY AS I WANT! and i don't care what the critics say...I'll belt where and when ever i want. SO THERE.

i just would like to quickly like to add a young lady beltress to my list of muses...this bitch is literally the fiercest lesbian belter bitch ever. She is not only a superstar, BUT she is funny as hell, and has a great rack. I mean, there could only be one girl to play this part:

Janie Motherfucking Heck. Get some lezzy fiercie!

Anyway, the reason i felt inclined to post another blog posting is because i have spent most of today on youtube, OF COURSE, watching fabulous people belt. Thank god for youtube, i mean come on...WHERE ELSE CAN YOU WATCH EVERY TONY AWARD PERFORMANCE FROM THE PAST 20ISH YEARS??? LIFETIME? i don't think so...

ANYWAY, There is one particular actress that is literally, in my opinion, THE FIERCEST BELTER EVER. Now, seeing as how i have a PHD in Broadway Belting, the fact that i have selected her is kind of big deal...

if you don't already adore her, or aren't already OBSESSED with her, you people need to look up CAISSIE LEVY!

her bio below:
Levy's big break came when she played the role of Penny Pingleton in both the Broadway and U.S. national tour companies of Hairspray after understudying the role in the Toronto company. She also played the role of Maureen Johnson in the U.S. national tour of Rent.Levy starred as Elphaba in the Los Angeles company of Wicked after understudying the role on Broadway and serving as standby in Los Angeles for a short period.[2] Her first performance was on January 1, 2008, replacing Eden Espinosa. She departed the show on May 11, 2008 and was replaced by Teal Wicks.Levy recently starred as Sheila in the Broadway revival of Hair, which began previews on March 6, 2009 and opened March 31, 2009 at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre.[3] She left the Broadway cast on March 7, 2010, where she was succeeded by Diana Degarmo, to open the West End revival which will begin performance April 1 at the Gielgud Theatre.

She is my girlfriend. obviously she is not. but in my broadway fantasy world, she is. Also, in my fantasy, i belt just like her :)

Not only does she sing all over youtube, being uber fierce, BUT she played elphaba, and in my opinion she is the best. I mean, Idina IS Elphaba, but Caissie is soooo simillar. She is such a pingy belter and i loooovvvvvveeeeeee it. ALSO she recently starred in HAIR as sheila, and her "Easy to be Hard" is breathtaking. When i saw the show for the first time, i was in tears during that song because her acting choices are FLAWLESS. I am also inspired by her cool "hippie" vibe! She is so down to earth, and SUPER nice. What i love about her belt, is that her tone is so solid. She is so on the note it is mind blowing...When she belts high, like in wicked, its pingy and forward and fierce. When she is belting lower like in hair, it's rich and creamy and fantastic. ALSO, she is an incredible riffer. White girls who riff impress the shit out of me. Black people are born with it, to them, it's like hair, you just have it. Aja is one of those girls. She riffs while she sleeps, she riffs while she eats, she riffs while she poops. SHE RIFFS YOU GUYS. CAISSIE AND AJA ARE GOING TO RIFF THEIR WAY TO PRESIDENCY!!!!

Okay i need to stop posting blogs for a little, because, i have all this stupid work to do. Oh well, hopefully it will be worth it, and when i am playing Simba in the lion king, i will say "Thank you belinda bremner for giving me sooooo much work!!"

HAPPY SPRING
BROADWAY OUT

The cast of my blog-way show!!!

so this is my second blog, and i am pretty pumped about it. i got fierce feedback about the first posting, and so i am inspired to write another one. Last night me and the cast of my life went to this par-tay and got a little too broadway. And by broadway, i mean drunk.

I want to say it was classy, equity drunk...but sadly, it wasn't. But that's okay cause it is still spring break. I just feel so unmotivated to do anything this morning. AND ITS SNOWING, PEOPLE!!!!! RUDE

ps, check this girl out, she sort of reminds me of nat weiss, except fresher and less busted but more mixy...a good mix is fine once in a while for sure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWavmYCrCG8

so i should probably mention some people. like people who are fierce and need to be mentioned. These people inspire the shit out of me, and are not only my best friends, but they are my broadway family :)

FIRST OF ALL, I MUST INTRODUCE MY MUSES. The five beautiful and talented girls that overwhelming me with their talent and passion. its a big deal.

Aja- Where to begin................SHE BELTS FOR BREAKFAST YOU GUYS!!!!!MY BEST FRIEND AJA BELTS LIKE IT IS HER FULL TIME JOB. i love this girl, she is my sister, my girlfriend, my boyfriend, my mom, my monkey, my rock, everything. How dare she be so smart, so talented, so pretty, AND SO CLUMSY AND MESSY all at the same time. im convinced she is an alien from belter-space...

Haley S- Haley S is such a crazy alien legit soprano biotch, and she scares me/angers me/hurts me/loves me all at the same time. She is cracked out barbie and i love it. how dare she be such a legit soprano warrior and then be a mean selfish crazy person, but like, someone that i want to hang out with at the same time. And this girl works...she isn't a belter (although i have heard her dabble with some belty stuff and it of course fierce) however, she is the soprano president. YES!

Haylee C-sassy belter, sassy belter, sassy belter. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS GIRL'S SASSY WAYS. She is sooooo down to earth, but like...fierce. She makes me laugh like it is her job. SHE IS MUCHO TALENTED, AND HAS SOOOO MUCH LOVE FOR HER FRIENDS. GET IT HAYLEEEEE

Danielle- Fierce. What else is there to say? She EMBODIES the word. everything about her. She is so versatile. AND JUST FIERCE. bad ass belter, with a soprano, could be multi-ethnic, and knows how to work her shit. SHE IS ALSO SASSY AND LOVES IT.

Gianna- The most interesting, beautiful, inteligent, romantic, graceful, cultured, talented girl in the whole wide world. Im obsessed with her vibes, her look, her HAIR. she is just so inspiring it makes me sick. love u.


AND NOW....THE BOYS OF MY LIFE....

Mario- jfgfguw%$#T@GT@G#HTGARG@#@#%$%Y$HGTEWFRWG.....MARIO HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. In many ways, good and bad...I have never felt more connected to someone in my life. He brings out the best and worst in me, as i do to him aswell. We are in eachother's head at all times and it is crazy legit. he is talented, quirky, weird, rude, lovable all at the same time. I love that motherfucker with all my heart.

Tony-My dad, My Brother, my...whatever you wanna call him. Everyone can agree that Tony is SUPER fierce...i have met a lot of fierce people in my 18 years on this planet...and tony is among the fiercest...he is just so, cool. That is probably the best way to sum him up. COOL. i <3 tony and he is the best best best!

Justin W- Gay! JUSTIN IS GAAAAYYYYY...he actually isn't but if he was i would tap that toooo fast. i love justin because i can be myself around him, and vice versa, and he is so precious and goofy and funny and stupid and i LOVE IT. idiot <3 :)

Stephen- BROADWAY.....need i say more? get it broadway YES FIERCE BELT WORK GET IT FIERCEEEE

Will- puppy with a booty. WOOF

Patrick- I love how beautiful this boy is, and how fucking chill he is. Good times....(especially last night)


OHHHH AND A SHOUTOUT TO CAITLYN CERZE WHO IS THE AMBASSADOR FOR "GET SOME" SHE ALSO BELTS FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

ok that is alot to take in, BUt, it needed to be said.

LOVE YOU ALL
BROADWAY OUT

Friday, March 19, 2010

This is a cold reading...

okay so i'm blogging now, and it's pretty exciting. So where to start... How does one begin a blog? Do i just start writing and follow my heart and let the words just come out? I NEED A TOPIC!! I NEED A PURPOSE!!

i have one purpose:

B R O A D W A Y

let me explain. i am not a freak. well i mean, i am. Some call me obsessive, but i just really love Broadway, i love the spectacle, i love the talent, the glamour, the drama, the passion. It is for sure awesome to be on broadWAY. I hope to one day be apart of the broadway culture, with my diet coke and my daily workouts, and my high b's. I hope to be belting my face off in green, or doing fosse in black, or tribal belting about the circle of life. SO MUCH BROADWAY. good.

so before i take you on this journey... a couple vocab words:
FIERCE-adjective describing anything that is interesting, exciting, inspiring, idina, broadway etc
BELT: A tecnique only given to the privledged few who deserve it. overwhelming, a lot of sound, aja etc...
WORK-what we do. WE WORK. we have to. just do it. just work.
YES-good for you!!!!!!!!
GET IT (GET SOME)-whatever you want, you better get it, cause if you don't, you are OFF broadway.


AHHHH so many things to mention, so little time...
I don't know how often ill be blogging. or if anyone is going to read this...but please do!

broadway out bitchez

<3